10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanceand fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives or ex-husbands live.
4 comments:
Oh Dixie, you're never to old to Trick or Treat!
OMG, I missed DWS. Bradley's post yesterday made me watch the debate (stupid me) I can't believe S. got sent home!!! What's up with that???
Oh...I will be out hauling the little ones around tonight...so, guess I will still be trick-or-treating so to speak....they need me...if nothing more than to "sample" the goodies...just to make sure they are ok...of course.
Last nights DWS was unbelievable....I never expected Sabrina to be gone...Wow...just goes to show...not always about the best dancers!
These are laugh out loud funny! Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that maybe it's because of my AGE that I think they're so funny!! Oh well, I calls 'em like I see's 'em.
:D
Sandra..you and me both hon!
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