The Rules of being a Southern Woman......
Just in case there were any of ya'll out there that wondered what it takes.....lol...
Here goes....
Southern women know bad manners when they see them:
~~~~~~Drinking straight out of a can
~~~~~~Not sending thank you notes
~~~~~~Velvet after February
~~~~~~White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
~~~~~~Dewy skin
~~~~~~A winning smile
~~~~~~That unforgettable drawl
Southern women know their manners:
~~~~~~"Yes, ma'am"
~~~~~~"Yes, sir"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
~~~~~~"Y'all come back!"
~~~~~~"Well, bless your heart."
~~~~~~"Drop by when you can."
~~~~~~"How's your mama?"
~~~~~~"Love your hair."
Southern women know their summer weather report:
~~~~~~Hot
~~~~~~Hot
~~~~~~Hot
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
~~~~~~Summer tans
~~~~~~Wide brimmed hats
~~~~~~Adorable sandals...high heeled of course!
Southern women know everybody's first name:
~~~~~~Honey
~~~~~~Darlin'
~~~~~~Sugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
~~~~~~Driving Miss Daisy
~~~~~~Steel Magnolias
~~~~~~Fried Green Tomatoes
Southern women know their religions:
~~~~~~Baptist
~~~~~~Methodist
~~~~~~Presbyterian
~~~~~~Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
~~~~~~Grits
~~~~~~Country ham
~~~~~~Mouth-watering, homemade biscuits
Southern women know their p's &q's:
~~~~~~"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
~~~~~~"P"ralines (pronounced "praw-leens" not "pray-leens")
~~~~~~"P"unch
Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
~~~~~~Bad hair
~~~~~~Bad manners
~~~~~~Bad blind dates
~~~~~~Bad Dancers
13 comments:
Not a southern gal...but, I lived in Georgia and became addicted to grits!
Yumm....grits are awesome..we eat them all the time...lol...
I'm a grits lover as well. When I was younger my dad took me fishing in Florida where I experienced the awesomeness of grits.
You have been tagged! Go to my blog to read the rules to continue the game...but only if you feel like it! Ciao!
I love me some grits! I remember going to Boston and trying to order them for breakfast at a restaurant there. I was about 15 at the time and had no idea that grits were a southern thing. lol
What a great post...so adorably cute...love the fourth religion...football! :)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Monk...Kim....yes, Grits are great..How do you eat yours? I eat mine with lots of butter, a little salt/pepper..sometimes with sausage crumbled up in them....
Italianissma..thanks, I will Play!
Bradley....yep, that's me...cute as can be....I stand behind every one of them there facts, too!
Awesome post.
Although I live in Southern California. I believe that I was a Southern Belle in another life. Perferably during the times of big hoop skirts!
With butter, baby (and a pinch of salt)!
Julie...I would have been a perfect Scarlet O'hara..for real.
Monk....just the way I like it!
Absofrigginlutely darlin'! Why bless your heart!!!
I have received this many times and I giggle over it's unbelievable 'rightness' every single time!
:-)
Rachel..that is for real...you may take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the south out of the girl!
I will not survive living in the South. I apparently have bad manners ... hehe ... =(
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