Thursday 13.......

13 OF THE WORLD'S BEST ONE LINERS.....

1.) I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY; I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
2.) FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE; FEW MEN ACT IT.
3.) CAMPERS; NATURE'S WAY OF FEEDING MOSQUITOES.
4.) THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE; THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T.
5.) CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS.
6.) SAVE A TREE. EAT A BEAVER.
7.) OUT OF MY MIND. BACK IN FIVE MINUTES
8.) WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET AND HUNGRY. THEN THINGS GET WORSE.
9.) I USED TO THINK I WAS INDECISIVE, BUT NOW...I'M NOT SO SURE.
10.) ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED. CHARGED WITH BATTERY.
11.) IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
12.) A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE....NIGHT.
13.) BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.


THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT PEOPLE....