One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out. "Hey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why
did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder . . It's Miracle Grow."
5 comments:
LOL...poor dude, to have to live with such a prankster like her ;)
Slick....no kidding...but, in all fairness, he started it! LOL....
Hey Dixie, I'm finally updating my blogroll...(bad me for waiting so long to get to it). Long story short, you will finally be on my blogroll, sorry it took so long:)
Nap..hey, sweets..that's ok..I know how it is...I need to reorganize mine a little bit, but always seems to take the back seat...thanks for adding me!
=) love it!
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