With Valentines Day just around the corner....

I thought I would offer up some suggestions to you guys out there....in regards to buying your significant other a gift...don't let her kid you, if she tells you not to get her anything, you better at least get her a card....but don't give her any of these...

*A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

*Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as on the Victoria’s Secret model.

*Any clothing item with the words “push-up” or “slim-down” on the label.
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Any food item with the words “diet”, “light”, or “high fibre” on the label.
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Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, or Angelina Jolie.
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Flowers from a hospital’s gift shop–or worse, a mortuary’s.

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Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out “There was once a girl from Nantucket…”
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Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
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Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
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A gift certificate.
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Cash.
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Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn’t.
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An apologetic look and the words “That was today?”

Avoid this list...you will be doing o.k....lol.