Friday, March 28, 2008


A new supermarket opened in Topeka , Ks. It has an automatic

water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,

you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you

Experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled

Steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,

And the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh

Baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

That's all I've got people. It has been a week from hell..I am beat....I hope you all have a terrific weekend!



Bradley's Mom said...

HAHA soooooo funny!!!

Sorry I didn't get here earlier. Your DWTS predictions were right on, and I believe the right ones were eliminated!

The rest should be interesting!!

Have a great weekend!!


A Novelist said...

I've tagged you my dear. Check out my blog post for today! ;)

Sicilian said...

You have a great weekend to Dix!

Honeybell said...

Dude! Topeka is like an hour away from me! I need to go!


People in the Sun said...

You got me there.

(Thank you, mighty Google Reader for bringing me here).

Daphne said...

ROFLMAO! That was the funniest thing! And I really needed that laugh after this week! Thanks Dixiechick!

Karen MEG said...

That was hilarious!!!! Very, very clever!

Bloghoppin' hi

Big Pissy said...

That was funny!

Have a great weekend! :)

A Man Among Mommies said...


Nice to get a read and a Grin...

Doing a little blog hopping while bouncing the baby

Toni said...

That was funny! What a great little silly thing to start the weekend with!

Maureen said...


Great one. Thanks for the laugh!

Blog Hoppin'

Kojak said...

Hey, that was some good stuff. Don't sweat the small stuff right! Have a better week this week!

Meg said...

I just LOVE your sense of humor!


Linda..yeah, I am looking forward to tonight...see who shines, who doesn't, so to speak....I think Adam will go home this week.

Novelist...I will get to it soon. Thanks...I loved being tagged.

Sicilian...hope your weekend rocked!

Honeybell...too funny!

People in the sun...thanks for stopping by, come back, k?

Daphne...glad to give you a chuckle hon, and I have not forgotten about the fab award you gave me...I plan to boast about it later today.

Karen...Pissy...I thought to share the humor.

Man among Mommies...glad to share a chuckle with you, thanks for stopping by.

Toni..for sure.

Maureen..thanks, I thought it was funny too! too, my friend.

Meg...ha, sometimes, I surprise even your blog by the way~