Thursday, May 8, 2008

How do we spend our Economic Stimulus Rebate check???

Your Tax Rebate:

The Federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If
we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on
gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and
Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan. If we purchase
useless crap, it will go to Taiwan . . . . . . . and none of it will help the American
economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes,
weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the

Thank you for your help & please support the US.

(Keep in mind...this was just a joke...a little fun...a little humor...not to be taken seriously. I do not promote the use of drugs or prostitutes. I do not have any american was hurt due to the posting of this joke)



Steph said...

Hmm, I notice you didn't say anything about the beer... thats what mine is going towards... jk. Well, not really:)

Anonymous said...

Well, minoe is going toward credit cards. Credit cards from the good ole USA!

Sicilian said...

Dix. . . . . I am not ashamed of the fact that we are going to stimulate the economy by upgrading our TV. . . . yep it will probably be made in China. . . . bought at Wally World.

Jamie said...

I bought myself some new clothes that actually fit right (I've been losing more inches than I have been losing pounds) and a couple of Wii games and I still have $ left over to put into savings for my vacation to Grand Rapids in September!

Toni said...

We are going to use part to stimulate the economy right now and save a bit for our vaca which will help in a few months.

Daddy Forever said...

OK, thanks for the advice. I'll get a hooker. Hope the wife doesn't mind.