Friday, June 13, 2008

Things to Ponder.....



Three Things to Ponder:


1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



C O W S

I s it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

8 comments:

the planet of janet said...

you're so cute....

Kari said...

Loved this post!

Sicilian said...

Dix. . . . the other great thing about our constitution is that it has a pretty good track record . . . . it works. . . tried and true . . . . all the kinks worked out. . . what more do they want.
Oh I know. . . . they want to kill everybody over there so that doesn't believe what they believe. . . . kind of shoots the whole freedom of religion thing down doesn't it.
Ciao

Marci B. said...

"Maybe we should give each of them a cow." - BRILLIANT!

I am going to be laughing over that sentence for the rest of the weekend!!

Peggy Sez.. said...

Laughing our asses off here in S.C.

Great post!

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Brava!!!

Jamie said...

I think it's more along the lines of they don't want to find them....the illegal aliens that is.

DIXIECHICK said...

Thanks everyone!