Thursday, June 5, 2008

Thursday 13......

The top 13 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans.....

13. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

5. It's Hookerriffic!

4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother

and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

1. We put the "Ho" in "Motel"

(My reason for posting this....Hubby loves Motel 6...because it's cheap...I hate/despise the place and will never, ever, ever stay in another one. They no longer have bathtubs and the showers...well, let's just say you would have to belong to Little People of America and be a little person to fit into one).


noble pig said...

I just spit my coffee on: We put the ho back in hotel...Oh geez hilarious.

Sandy Kessler said...

funnnnnny sandy

Blissfully Wed said...

Number one cracked me up. I used to like Motel 6, but working where I do has spoiled me a bit.


Noble....too funny. Glad to make you laugh.

Sandy..yeah, I thought so.

Bliss....I have never liked it. Hubby used to always stay at them when he was single...but, sorry...if we are taking a vacation, I refuse.....something about stained bed linens, no tubs and hearing your neighbors have sex doesn't appeal to me.