Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Terribly Bad Moody No Go Day Today!



Ummmm....that pretty much describes me today....so, blogging today? Probably not a very good idea...

How many of you listen to Bob and Tom? Ever heard this song?

I am not usually a fighter..but, today for some reason...this song just suits my mood.
It's a Great Day...For Me to Whoop Somebody's Ass.....

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I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain meanness from the bottom of my feet to the top of my head. Somebody mess with me cause I NEED the aggravation....or maybe I need a Xanax....

Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw).......(substitute the wife part, make it into a female version)

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

Like I said, I am just not feeling it today....I am usually a lover, not a fighter..but today? This week, so far? I am just not myself....so, I probably need to refrain from posting anything deep or philosophical...

Carry on amongst yourselves.

3 comments:

i beati said...

wow sorry to hear that

Daphne said...

sorry to hear you're in a bad mood. been in a weird mood myself lately. sorry I haven't commented....

hugs to you

Steph said...

Ya, I vote Xanax, wine, vodka... whatever can numb you through the rest of your day:) You only have to make it till 5 right? Hey, be glad you aren't on Pacific time:)