Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Funny!!!!!

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.

Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says........

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"I'll be Bach."


petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! Love it, Dixiechick! I Beati spotlighted your blog, and of course, anything film-related, you know I'm going to enjoy.
Have a wonderful week. Petra

Bradley's Mom said...

Hi Dixie!

I came over to see if you are going to do your DWTS recaps again this season!

It was a LOT to digest tonight.........not so many great dancers right off the bat this year. Think I will reserve judgement for a week or do.

What do you think?