Halloween Joke
An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset.
Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Loosing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk
replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"
9 comments:
Now that's funny!
har de har har! Happy Halloween :)
oh man, that is so funny. thanks!
too funny...have we danced yet...hope you're having a ghoulish day...blessings, rebecca
Very funny Dixie!
Happy Halloween!
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Yeah...caused me to bust a gut too...hardy har har indeed! Love me some funny jokes!
Oh...and to my new commenters..thanks for stopping by...come back ya'll...you hear?
Dixie
Cute joke and even cuter kids! You're making good memories for them, Mommy!
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