subject: This is all happening right now in our country!!!
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately !
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper .
Groceries are heavier .
And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I
was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had
become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones.
They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.
I ran into an old
friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days!
You're risking life and
limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days.
Why else would they
suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank.
Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too:
they've printed the phone
books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were.
6 comments:
Yeah - and what about that show, Dancing with the Stars - it seems like it's always on - can't get away from it and the show always goes on forever, pushing back the greatest show ever, The Bachelor. What's up with that? I can barely stay up to see which desperate woman he's going to boot off next. Sheesh. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
Are you dissin' my Dancing With the Stars???? lol....You honestly like the bachelor? Monk..you're killing me? A playboy like you watching the playboy of all playboys??lol.....You really crack me up!
My wife and I watch it together. She makes fun of me cuz I always pretend I'm the one getting the girl - I live vicariously thru that lame Bachelor dude.
I watched DWS a bit last year but now that host guy just annoys me too much along with the overly annoying judges. I'm sure the show is entertaining as hell but I just can't get past those other people.
Monk..
I watched the bachelor a couple years ago..kind of got burned out on the whole thing....as far as DWS goes..there are enough hot chicks on there with their skimpy costumes to help you get past the host and their lame personalities..they don't really bother me...I don't care for Carrie Ann, but Len and Bruno crack me up....
Hey...I will answer your last email as soon as I can, just wanted you to know..Interesting, very interesting...I thik we do have a lot in common. LOL....
Interesting, eh?
Looking forward to your email :)
There is something bad going. In our area, there has been problems with crimes along the mass transit lines. Kids are beating up people when they get off the train. I took the bus by myself when I was a kid, but I don't think it's safe enough anymore to take public transportation in our area.
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