Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thirteen hilarious stocking stuffers......



Stocking Stuffers....(noun)...those fun and witty little extras that make you go "wheeeee", jump around like a loon, dance a jig, or just bring a huge smile to your face!!!!


1.) The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine


http://www.stupid.com/stat/PHXC.html
Nothing says aggravating quite like an annoying phone call you just can’t get away from. The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine eliminates that problem once and for all. From a baby crying to a car crashing, you’ll never be without an excuse to get off of the dreaded phone call again!



2.) #9 -- Whoopie Cushions, http://www.centurynovelty.com/detail_71_163-323.html





People are longing for nostalgia, and simple items like whoopie cushions and hand buzzers are selling like hotcakes. If you want to bring a smile to someone’s face, give them a Whoopie cushion as a stocking stuffer. It’ll be a source of amusement all day long.

3.) The Stella Awards, http://www.stellaawards.com/




If you and your friends are the type to get annoyed when someone abuses the civil court system, you’re going to love the Stella Awards by Randy Cassingham. This book makes a great stocking stuffer and highlights the most bizarre of civil lawsuits in a hilarious and entertaining manner. The only thing that’s not funny about this book is that the crazy cases that are highlighted are true!

4.) Half-Eaten Cookies, http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/oncebittencookie.htm



Getting cookies in your stocking is probably OK, but imagine getting cookies that already have a bite taken out of them! This hilarious cookie cutter will have your friends wondering what you were thinking when you give them cookies that aren’t all there.


5.) The Do-It-Yourself Stocking Stuffer
This stocking stuffer is best for couch potatoes. It's called the "Home Exerciser." Making it is simple. Just take a block of wood and make a sign that you glue onto the wood. The sign says:

Home Exerciser
1. Place the Home Exerciser in the middle of the floor.
2. Walk around the Home Exerciser three times.
3. Take a well deserved break: you've walked around the block three whole times.

6.) "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" , http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&keywords=Santa%20Claus%20Conquers%20the%20Martians&search-type=ss&index=dvd


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has the honor of being perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made. It not only has a stupid plot, bad acting and ridiculous special effects, but the title alone could qualify it as a really bad movie. But, it's now available on DVD, and it's SO bad that there will be a lot of laughs.

7.) Bobble Heads, http://www.toylounge.com/famguystewbo.html,



Bobble heads also make great stocking stuffers. Figurines with little bodies and big heads that bobble around just seem to make people smile. They’re becoming increasingly popular and are being collected by the young and old alike. From sports to pets, bobble heads are everywhere and the humorous ones always bring a smile to the recipient’s face.

8.) Tiki Tissue Box Holder , http://www.travelersshoppes.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=854

This is surely not your ordinary tissue box holder! Whenever someone needs a tissue, they have to pull it from the tiki’s nose. This tiki tissue box holder is sure to bring laughs not just on Christmas morning, but the whole year through.

9.) Funny Face Pacifiers , http://www.prankplace.com/teeth.htm?KBID=1247
If you have a baby on your shopping list, these funny face pacifiers make one hilarious stocking stuffer. Unfortunately baby will be too young to benefit from the humor of it, but the adults will be laughing the whole day through.

10.) Snowman Poop, http://www.kidsturncentral.com/holidays/christmas/ccrafts2.htm

Know someone who was naughty this year? Forget about coal in the stocking -- give them a baggie full of snowman poop instead. A little baggie filled with miniature white marshmallows and a cute little note saying that your naughty friend is getting nothing but snowman poop for Christmas will bring on serious bouts of laughter from all around.

11.) NINJA BANDAGES, http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1720


Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Ninja bandages

12.) USB CHRISTMAS COMPUTER KIT, http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2341

Show your Christmas spirit at work. Tired of the same old boring cubical? Need a little injection of fl-la-la-la-la-la at work? Our string of colorful USB powered Christmas lights, a festive mouse pad and a Christmas party hat will do the job!


13.)And of course, last but not least....

The chia Pet....they come in all sorts of varieties..take the Chia Frog for instance.. http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=chia+pet&um=1&ie=UTF-8
Chia frog
Start off by collecting the frog one of our popular reptiles declarative planters available. Great to add to ones collection for those of you that collect frogs for a hobby also great for kids that love frogs for a hobby. Simple follow the directions that come with your planter and enjoy and watch it grow.

Collecting and growing ChiaPet pottery planters has become an ever popular American tradition.

Everybody loves ChiaPets! Kids and grown ups alike will enjoy "watching them grow!" ChiaPets are easy to grow making them a perfect first plant growing experience for kids.

There you have it -- the official Top 13 List of 'Howl With Laughter' Stocking Stuffers. Let me know what you think -- and if you have any suggestions for additional hilarious stocking stuffers.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud at the Snowman poop! (Told Hubby about that one.) But, my two favorites are the pacifier and the cookie cutters.

Great list.

Sandra

the planet of janet said...

i loooooooove the cookie cutters.

oh, and the tiki tissue thing.

um, and the snowman poop.

and ...

yeah, i'm still laughing.

NH Yocal said...

OMG, the tissue thing and the teeth for baby, hilarious! Really cool stuff.

BTW: tagged you for an ipod meme over at my blog if you are interested : )

Maddy said...

That is one amazing collection you have there, although I think I'd be a little disappointed if I found any of them in my stocking.
Cheers

This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

Anonymous said...

Decisions, decisions! I'm gonna have to go with the Tiki tissue dispenser. My son might actually use a tissue (instead of his sleeve) if he could have this!

Cheers-
Suzanne Wells - The eBay Coach

Daphne said...

too funny! I love the tiki tissue holder!

Rachel said...

Dixie, these are a riot!!
I actually love that Stella Laws book and was thinking about getting it for my brother!!! Woo Hoo!
You rock! Glad you liked my TT :-) I had a blast looking them up!

Toni said...

Dixie:

Here's the thing, I did receive #9 (pacifiers) and #13 (chia pet) as gifts. From my MIL. They were not amusing to me because of who they were from. She was just being a, well, a witch. This was really funny, though. I love the half-eaten cookie cutters. Now that is original! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I love all of these ideas, especially the Stewie bobble-head and the Whoopie Cushion (what a classic!) If you're looking for a great stocking stuffer for the kids this Christmas, why not try some movies? Do you remember how great it was to sit down with your family when you were younger and watch some of the Christmas Classics on TV? Well now you can own 7 of the original Christmas Classics on DVD - including tales like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town", and "Frosty the Snowman". The Christmas Classics Lmt'd Edition Box Set contains all of your favorite holiday stories from when you were younger, and they even tossed in a bonus holiday music CD which is great to have playing around the house! If you're looking for something that'll really bring the Christmas spirit to your home, check out the DVD box set at http://www.classicmedia.tv
I'm working with Classic Media and our family is really appreciating the classics' comeback!

Anonymous said...

Love those cookie cutters, they would be great to take to a house party or when my wife has one of those cookie swap things.

Bella said...

I tried to order the cookie cutters last year, but they were out of stock.

The Egel Nest said...

I have an ACTUAL baby to get me off the phone...lol

Chia pets rule!

LOL



Bradley
The Egel Nest

Whitenoise said...

Actually, we have the tiki kleenex holder... my wife bought it at a novelty store in the local discount mall...

DIXIECHICK said...

Sandra...I know, I loved the snowman poop thing too...think I might trick my little ones with it...just for laughs...by the way, thanks for stopping by.

Janet...yeah, I liked the cookie cutters too...we just got a new kitchen store at our mall..think I will have to check them out, see if they have the cutters...

Melinda..thanks...but I don't have an ipod...thanks for thinking of me for your meme though...

Maddy...yeah, pretty funny list...just meant for laughs...although, I would buy the book or the cookie cutters for someone...

Suzanne...yeah, I thought the tissue dispenser was hilarious...

Daphne...I liked it too, just wouldn't go with my "decor"...lol.

Hey, Rachel...yeah, it was fun putting it together..the things that are out there, unbelievable...lol...yeah, check out the book...I am sure your brother would like it..looks hysterical...

Jerriblank...yeah, I have already bought several movies for my kids....Walmart has great selections for $5 a piece..

Scoop, Katie...yeah, I like the cookie cutters too...think I am going to have to find me some and find the time to actually use them..lol.

Bradley...Yeah, I am seriously considering buying my oldest two one..just for laughs...like, pretend that is the only present they get, then bring out the good stuff after they pick their mouths up off the floor..lol...

Whitenoise...I think it's great....just would not know where to display in my house..now for the office, that would be hysterical...

Thanks for stopping by everyone!

Cynthia said...

I'll take the tiki tissue box...to fun!

Ken said...

I love the half-eaten cookies. I think I'll skip the cutters and just use my teeth.