Thirteen hilarious stocking stuffers......

Stocking Stuffers....(noun)...those fun and witty little extras that make you go "wheeeee", jump around like a loon, dance a jig, or just bring a huge smile to your face!!!!


1.) The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine


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Nothing says aggravating quite like an annoying phone call you just can’t get away from. The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine eliminates that problem once and for all. From a baby crying to a car crashing, you’ll never be without an excuse to get off of the dreaded phone call again!



2.) #9 -- Whoopie Cushions, http://www.centurynovelty.com/detail_71_163-323.html

People are longing for nostalgia, and simple items like whoopie cushions and hand buzzers are selling like hotcakes. If you want to bring a smile to someone’s face, give them a Whoopie cushion as a stocking stuffer. It’ll be a source of amusement all day long.

3.) The Stella Awards, http://www.stellaawards.com/




If you and your friends are the type to get annoyed when someone abuses the civil court system, you’re going to love the Stella Awards by Randy Cassingham. This book makes a great stocking stuffer and highlights the most bizarre of civil lawsuits in a hilarious and entertaining manner. The only thing that’s not funny about this book is that the crazy cases that are highlighted are true!

4.) Half-Eaten Cookies, http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/oncebittencookie.htm

Getting cookies in your stocking is probably OK, but imagine getting cookies that already have a bite taken out of them! This hilarious cookie cutter will have your friends wondering what you were thinking when you give them cookies that aren’t all there.


5.) The Do-It-Yourself Stocking Stuffer
This stocking stuffer is best for couch potatoes. It's called the "Home Exerciser." Making it is simple. Just take a block of wood and make a sign that you glue onto the wood. The sign says:

Home Exerciser
1. Place the Home Exerciser in the middle of the floor.
2. Walk around the Home Exerciser three times.
3. Take a well deserved break: you've walked around the block three whole times.

6.) "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" , http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&keywords=Santa%20Claus%20Conquers%20the%20Martians&search-type=ss&index=dvd


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has the honor of being perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made. It not only has a stupid plot, bad acting and ridiculous special effects, but the title alone could qualify it as a really bad movie. But, it's now available on DVD, and it's SO bad that there will be a lot of laughs.

7.) Bobble Heads, http://www.toylounge.com/famguystewbo.html,



Bobble heads also make great stocking stuffers. Figurines with little bodies and big heads that bobble around just seem to make people smile. They’re becoming increasingly popular and are being collected by the young and old alike. From sports to pets, bobble heads are everywhere and the humorous ones always bring a smile to the recipient’s face.

8.) Tiki Tissue Box Holder , http://www.travelersshoppes.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=854

This is surely not your ordinary tissue box holder! Whenever someone needs a tissue, they have to pull it from the tiki’s nose. This tiki tissue box holder is sure to bring laughs not just on Christmas morning, but the whole year through.

9.) Funny Face Pacifiers , http://www.prankplace.com/teeth.htm?KBID=1247
If you have a baby on your shopping list, these funny face pacifiers make one hilarious stocking stuffer. Unfortunately baby will be too young to benefit from the humor of it, but the adults will be laughing the whole day through.

10.) Snowman Poop, http://www.kidsturncentral.com/holidays/christmas/ccrafts2.htm

Know someone who was naughty this year? Forget about coal in the stocking -- give them a baggie full of snowman poop instead. A little baggie filled with miniature white marshmallows and a cute little note saying that your naughty friend is getting nothing but snowman poop for Christmas will bring on serious bouts of laughter from all around.

11.) NINJA BANDAGES, http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1720

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Ninja bandages

12.) USB CHRISTMAS COMPUTER KIT, http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2341

Show your Christmas spirit at work. Tired of the same old boring cubical? Need a little injection of fl-la-la-la-la-la at work? Our string of colorful USB powered Christmas lights, a festive mouse pad and a Christmas party hat will do the job!


13.)And of course, last but not least....

The chia Pet....they come in all sorts of varieties..take the Chia Frog for instance.. http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=chia+pet&um=1&ie=UTF-8
Chia frog
Start off by collecting the frog one of our popular reptiles declarative planters available. Great to add to ones collection for those of you that collect frogs for a hobby also great for kids that love frogs for a hobby. Simple follow the directions that come with your planter and enjoy and watch it grow.

Collecting and growing ChiaPet pottery planters has become an ever popular American tradition.

Everybody loves ChiaPets! Kids and grown ups alike will enjoy "watching them grow!" ChiaPets are easy to grow making them a perfect first plant growing experience for kids.

There you have it -- the official Top 13 List of 'Howl With Laughter' Stocking Stuffers. Let me know what you think -- and if you have any suggestions for additional hilarious stocking stuffers.