Friday, February 15, 2008
No Toilet Paper:
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said
yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet paper so, he
used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away." He was then sent to the Principal's office and the principal
asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little
leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the
little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the shit
out of him!"