One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let
such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself, as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......
it's 'Miracle Grow'."
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