A Little Indiana Humor.....

A Little INDIANA Humor

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
Hoosiers...
If your local Dairy Queen (or hot dog stand) is closed from September through May,
you may live in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you may live in Indiana.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
weekend, you may live in Indiana.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you may live in Indiana.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
back again, you may live in Indiana.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Indiana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.

If the speed limit on t he highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80
and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in Indiana

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction, you may live in Indiana.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Indiana.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
Indiana.

If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in
Indiana....