Friday, December 7, 2007

Funny one liner.....kind of offensive to you sensitive people out there...read at your own risk!





What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the males are pulling Santa's sleigh?

The go into town and blow a few bucks.

8 comments:

Maddy said...

Naughty!
Cheers

This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

the planet of janet said...

that's FUNNY!!!!

Rachel said...

LOl! You used the evil blog hijacking reindeer!! AAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Okay, dark chocolate rocks, there is no other...we're twinkies, and I adore you.
Does that cover it? Good.
:-)
smooch.
Glad you like your award, you more than deserve it.
You are yumalicious!

ENFORCER said...

LMAO Bigtime :)

DIXIECHICK said...

Maddy..yeah, I can be a little naughty sometimes...lol...I just thought it was funny as hell..and I am all about the fun!

Thanks Janet....glad I gave you a laugh...that's what I love to do.....

Rachel...I know...evil reindeer....Bwuaaa Hahahahaha! I totally laughed my ass off when I found it, told myself, you have to post it and see if it Rachel notices...I just did a google search for female reindeer to add to the joke, found her....looking all innocent and crap...umm, yeah...we know how innocent she is....she not only goes into town to blow a few bucks, but she likes to blow a few blogs as well...hehehee....This is my second attempt at posting you a reply comment..that reindeer bitch ate the first one...she is eeeevvvviiillll, I tell ya....evil....
I lurve...lurve...lurve me some dark chocolate...dark chocalate truffles are my absolute fave...I love ya too...smooch back at ya and thanks for my award doll! You so totally rock!

Enforcer...it was funny, huh? Sometimes...I totally crack myself up!

Rachel said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
LMAO!
You're so funny!! I totally noticed the second I clicked on here.
I hope the reindeer doesn't hold your page hostage, too :-)

DJ MotorCityMonk said...

I'm not following the whole reindeer hostage thing but I've always despised dark chocolate. I never much cared for chocolate as a kid but now love milk chocolate, especially when it's mixed with some caramel. Dark choco always tastes too bitter to me.

DIXIECHICK said...

Rachel...I think me and our "little" friend have come to an understanding...she knows to back the hell off, not mess with my page anymore..lol...

Monk....go over to Rachels and read the whole reindeer hijacking fiasco....pretty funny, plus Rachel is a great blogger, she is pretty addicting too..sorry you don't like dark chocolate..it is an acquired thing I guess...me, I love all chocolate, but dark, semi-sweet is my fav....