Friday, December 5, 2008


Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

- 10 -
You've got red and green bags under your eyes
- 9 -
You're serving reindeer pot pie
- 8 -
When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
- 7 -
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun
- 6 -
You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you
- 5 -
Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
- 4 -
You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
- 3 -
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
- 2 -
Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
- 1 -
Two words: tinsel rash

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i beati said...

clever I can hear you saying them !!Haha

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