Thursday, February 10, 2011
So Cold....I can't stand it....
How cold is it outside? It’s so cold that …
… people are going to church just to hear about the fires of hell
… local pet stores are selling penguins
… you light a candle and the flame freezes
… you have to break the smoke off your chimney
… you have to open the fridge to heat the house
… after police told a robber to freeze – he did
… local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets
… people are looking forward to getting a fever
… mailmen are now watching out for polar bears
… you can bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it’s frosted
The only way to deal with it is to laugh about it I guess...It was -7 here this morning. I definitely have the winter blues...how much longer is this going to last? I pray for Spring....
One good thing is...it's Thursday. One more day and the weekend is here. Hubby is taking me away for a romantic Valentines weekend....unfortunately, not somewhere warmer...but, still looking forward to it.
Have a great rest of the week!